Whine and Cheese
Conversation from last night. Verbatim.
Destroy: I wannnnt my lollipops! I neeeeed grapes on my plate. I don’t WANNA take bath… No bath! I neeeeeed my candy cane open. Mommmmmeeeeeee. Daddeeeeeeeeeee.
Jon: You need some wine?
Me: God, yes!
Jon: Cheese. I meant cheese. Daddy ruined the joke. You want cheese with that whine?
Destroy: I want wine.
Jon: Please don’t say that at school tomorrow.
Me: Can I still have the wine?